Being that he was busy running to second period after the disaster in first, Sam didn't notice what was going on in the hallway.. Further down the hall, a kid named Mike was putting his books away when a door to the 32nd dimension of X opened in his locker. He looked at the purple/blue spiral for a few seconds and then was sucked in. Sadly for Mike, his mouth had been open causing his body to invert and turn almost completely inside out; so, all of his internal organs went in before the rest of him. Sam barely even noticed the open locker as he ran on down the hallway. Passing the bathrooms he thought he heard screaming, but was in too much of a hurry to go look.. "Why does this class have to be so far away.." he thought and continued running. Inside the boys' bathroom the ceiling seemed to have switched places with the floor. The whole room was topsy-turvy, and the kids were all duct-taped together and floating in the middle of nothing as the toilets danced around them. The girls in the girls' bathroom weren't faring much better as most of them had suddenly exploded or imploded. The rest started looking sickly and began coughing and hacking up bits of lung and bloody mucous.
Finally, Sam made it to his second period class. He ran in just after the bell rang. "ahhh... shit!" he muttered and tried to sneak to his seat before the teacher caught him. He snuck down the row of seats when he felt something pulling his tail.. He yelped and spun around to see the repulsive face of Mrs. Stravowsk. She had curly gray/white hair full of spiders and maggots, glazed eyes staring into space, rotten lips and teeth dripping greenish pus, and there was a horrendous smell coming from her. She looked alot more disgusting than usual, even though one glance at her normal face could make anyone throw up their breakfast from a day ago. Sam gulped, and now more than ever felt there was something definitely wrong with her. He tried to back up, but she still had a firm grip on his tail. She cackled and a smile tried to form on her decaying lips. It was *not* a pretty sight. Just then he noticed the whole class was around them, and they looked quite dead and putrid as well. Some were missing limbs, others had eyes and teeth barely hanging off their faces, and still others had intestines, livers, lungs, or even brains sliding out of their insect infested reeking bodies. Eyes wide with fright, Sam struggled and whipped his tail from Mrs. Stravowsk's grasp. He shoved the horrid students away and jumped up on a desk and started to think of what to do. He heard a horrible grating sound.. Mrs. Stravowsk was trying to speak. "..N..Now kllasss we ssshall haff" as she spoke maggots and rotten teeth dropped to the floor. "..a lllesssonn on..........WHY BARNEY IS THE GREATEST AND SHOULD BE OUR LEADER FOR ALL TIME!!" she finished, yelling and then cackling madly. "NOOOOO!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!! NOO!! NOO! NOOO!!!!!" Sam yelled, horrified. With that, the entire class ripped off their costumes and standing in front of him were dozens of small barneys and baby bops and one large Barney. "I love y--" they began. "Ack!" Sam exclaimed and looked desperately for a way out. There wasn't one. The Barneys and Baby Bops were blocking everything and all began to sing in chorus.. "I love you, you love me.." and louder.. " We're a Happy Family!!" and still louder. Sam dropped to his knees and whimpered. "I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME!! WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!!!!" they sung. Sam was now on the floor curled up in fetal position as the obnoxious shits marched closer. He felt as if his head was going to explode, his ears were starting to bleed.. and still they sang louder..
"no..no.. shut up..shut up.." he whined. "..Shut up.. Shut Up.. Shut Up.. SHUT UP!! STOP! SSSSTTTOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!! STOP YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!! NOW DAMMIT YOU HAPPY PIECES OF SHIT!! I HATE YOU ALL OF YOU FUCKEN MIND CONTROLLING BITCHES!!! WE'RE NEVER GONNA BE A HAPPY FAMILY YOU CHILD RAPING PRICKS!!" he yelled. Sam pulled out a chain saw and grinned madly.. "HA! NOW YOU SUFFER!!" The large happy smiles across the room quickly turned to sad frowns. Sam then began his reign of terror and began happily dismembering Barneys and Baby Bops left and right. He laughed hysterically as he rammed the chainsaw thru the stomach of a Baby Bop and dragged it up, raggedly cutting the breastbone in half. He then put down the chainsaw and grabbed both sides and yanked them apart. With a sickening snap and the horrid wrenching of bone and sinew, the rib cage pulled apart to reveal defenseless organs. Sam snickered and kicked the whimpering dinosaur into the back of the room where… The wolverine cages were!! (Isn't science class great?) He opened the cage and threw the desecrated dinosaur inside. Seconds later, growls and snaps were heard as the wolverines devoured the not-so-happy-anymore dino. Half an hour later, carcasses, various limbs and entrails were strewn about the room and Sam lay panting on the teachers desk amidst the carnage. Then, of course, the 3rd period bell rang. Sam growled, jumped off the desk, and grabbed his stuff and the chainsaw, and left for 3rd period wondering just how long this would go on.
the end..?
--- By Shade
- 6/24 - i'm working on parts 3-5... they'll be up here someday when i get around to finishing them.. =)